I lied, stancing is never cool

Kinja'd!!! "AthomSfere" (AthomSfere)
04/09/2014 at 22:26 • Filed to: stanced, not cool, hummer, chrome

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For those brave souls who looked at my previous post: !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! r

I lied, I was mistaken...

There is still no such thing as a cool stanced thing. Bing lied on my search for "Stanced Jeep"

Also, proof it can't be done:

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DISCUSSION (12)


Kinja'd!!! PS9 > AthomSfere
04/09/2014 at 22:28

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That is the most retarded thing I've ever seen.


Kinja'd!!! Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > AthomSfere
04/09/2014 at 22:37

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I had an aneurism trying to figure out how those wheels fit under the hood.


Kinja'd!!! zeontestpilot > AthomSfere
04/09/2014 at 23:35

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I wanna race them. I'll gain the lead when I turn a corner.


Kinja'd!!! banjo cat ghost of oppo past > AthomSfere
04/09/2014 at 23:55

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This might give people an idea of how f*cking small those things actually are on the inside. Seriously a Jetta wagon probably has more interior cubes


Kinja'd!!! SPNKiX > AthomSfere
04/10/2014 at 01:31

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may as well.


Kinja'd!!! desertdog5051 > AthomSfere
04/10/2014 at 01:39

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I am going to pretend that did not happen.


Kinja'd!!! Pabuuu, JDM car enthusiast & Italian parts hoarder > AthomSfere
04/10/2014 at 02:28

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You're wrong. stancing is almost always cool.


Kinja'd!!! AthomSfere > Pabuuu, JDM car enthusiast & Italian parts hoarder
04/10/2014 at 06:09

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It just so happens all of the cars that have been stanced, their pictures taken and posted on the interwebs were all the exceptions?


Kinja'd!!! Pabuuu, JDM car enthusiast & Italian parts hoarder > AthomSfere
04/10/2014 at 06:18

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ALLMOST all cars, yes.


Kinja'd!!! AthomSfere > Pabuuu, JDM car enthusiast & Italian parts hoarder
04/10/2014 at 06:28

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Facepalm...

Yes, Stancing rocks:

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They killed a WRX!

but at least you can't ruin a Prius:

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And these two fellas who hate driving and can't figure out how pants are supposed to work are showing off a Prelude that will never be loved or driven properly again:

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Kinja'd!!! Pabuuu, JDM car enthusiast & Italian parts hoarder > AthomSfere
04/10/2014 at 07:32

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Matter of taste I guess..

Where did you get that prius picture from? It looks interesting!

That Prelude looks pretty good too.

I don't think they really hate driving though. I'm sure that car is more loved than most other cars on the road..

I think that WRX is bagged, so it can be lifted.

For someone that doesn't like stance I must say you have pretty good taste in stanced cars..


Kinja'd!!! AthomSfere > Pabuuu, JDM car enthusiast & Italian parts hoarder
04/10/2014 at 07:42

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I just Bing image search "stanced" and picked some of the worst things I could see on the first page or so.

With the WRX even if it can be lifted the camber is messed up. Why buy a rally car and then ruin its rally spirit?

And that Prelude just makes me cry. On the ground, the rims are wider than the tires, and those two guys with their pants... It is distracting to say the least with the ankles all weird and the belt that isn't actually belting the pants up...